i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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