You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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