have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
