she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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