check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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