I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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