That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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