She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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