Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
