i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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