Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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