so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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