Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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