Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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