seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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