he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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