He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
