So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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