And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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