woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
