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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Bring me that man meat
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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