i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I love you. Go after that dick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Randomize
