I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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