I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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