yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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