I'm sorry my penis didn't work
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize