i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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