shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
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