yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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