we have pet lesbian snakes
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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