If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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