..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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