guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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