Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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