38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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