I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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