I wish I could punch you in the face.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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