if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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