Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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