fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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