seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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