You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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