I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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