Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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