evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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