i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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