my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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