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  whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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• that is why this weekend, i will be drinking boxed wine from diet coke cans!!!

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• It isn't about pedophilia, it's a metaphor

  Submitted by infamouskai on Mar 30, 10 at 1:54am

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• You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boys soul!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:19am

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• You better be ready to crash some weddings. It's gonna be a good episode tonight.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:37pm

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• Wow I love sunny in Philadelphia and dog penis that guy knows us all too well

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:57am

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• Guerilla marketing at it's best.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:58pm

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• but why do we never play nightcrawlers anymore?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:10pm

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• 4:38 FTW, in a perfect world, Sunny would replace the tarded-ass twilight references.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:23pm

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• nobody writes a musical for no reason

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:38pm

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• Fightin Phils dominate LA!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:31am

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• makes for a good weekend

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:33pm

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• i eat stickers all the time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:10am

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• Night man sneaky and mean

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:51pm

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• This is the best text ever produced on this site

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:38pm

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• Dayman ahhhahhh fighter of the nightman ahhhahhh champion of the sun!! Whoever text this would you be my new BFF? You can be the brains and the brawn I wanna be the wild card :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:07pm

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• I can live w/o a girl who wants to feel like a Cobb salad, however. But I'd bang poor desperate Sweet Dee in a hot minute. The alcoholic waitress too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:38am

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• I'm a phal...full on rapist. Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:28pm

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• i know a gale the snail. and i will throw salt all over her by the end of the week.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:42pm

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• charlie we can play night crawlers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:19pm

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• He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:43am

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• Charlie, Dennis, and Mac are my boyssss.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:32pm

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• First... From the top

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:17pm

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• Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:59pm

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• i wanna party with you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:45pm

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• we're crab people now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:02pm

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• jesus how much cheese did you eat man?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:20pm

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• Remember to pop that shirt off

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:54pm

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• It puts the penis in it's mouth

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:09pm

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• what if they take it in the face?........in the face!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:35pm

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• So you will be blowing dead dogs this weekend?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:41pm

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• im a full on rapist!!! lmao and ya there will be pics from the diet coke canned wine weekend don't worry

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:28pm

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• I don't see a door marked 'Pirate'. I see a door marked 'Private'

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:04pm

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• best idea i have ever heard!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:54pm

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• My friends threw salt all over me this week, calling me gail the snail.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:45pm

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• lol best f***ing show ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:55pm

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• 100% Concur. Best text ever. Hands down.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:53pm

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• Pro Tip: Just because it's legal to marry your second cousin, doesn't mean you should.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:55pm

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• Best show ever -greenman

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:13pm

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• Hahahaha dude that's awesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:42pm

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• Wild card, BITCHES!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:04am

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• You're my hero. Intervention!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:31pm

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• I guess last weekend I should have crashed a funeral with super soakers, canned wine, and a drunk, old fat guy with weed. Damn.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:27pm

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• We had a wine-in-a-can party last Friday!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:15pm

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• Remember to to post pics of said weekend!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:28pm

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• I enjoy the cleavland steamer as well

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 4:06pm

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• There isn't enough salt in the world for her.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 9:42pm

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• 563 FTW!! i loooove that show its too hilarious.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:35pm

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• my friends and I definitely drank franzia from diet coke cans this weekend... gotta love it!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:15pm

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• This show isn't about pretzels...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:27am

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• So you follwed me all the way home? Yep. And you saw me eat that hot-pocket out of the trash can? yep. Any thoughts on that? nope, Charlie perfect.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:30pm

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• They must be high all the damn time to do the shit they do. LOVE that show.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 4:34pm

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• i need to know who in the 563 wrote this....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:42am

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• When did I put on greenman?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:28pm

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• Anyone who likes sunny in Philadelphia blows dead dogs period

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:35pm

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• I AM THE NIGHTMAN!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:15pm

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• May I point out a musical about pedophilia is not funny Danny devito not withstanding

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:30pm

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• That episode about the toll troll was ridiculously hilarious! The show itself is insane and I am hooked!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:15am

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• looks like I'll be having a milksteak this weekend then

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:28am

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• Any dog semen in there?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:25pm

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• Last friday I drank andre spumante out of a root beer can. It was awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 12:35am

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• Hahaha i'm still laughing at this. Finally a good text That show is hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 5:52pm

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•  if you like this in your ass you like this show

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 7:33pm

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• Best show of all time!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 7:12pm

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• Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 7:33am

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• If you like sunny in Philadelphia FUCK YOU

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 6:42pm

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• that was my text i guess....sorry i party.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 11:37pm

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• So would you be in a Wendy's bathroom with bacon bits and old-fashioned hamburgers right about now?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 1:05am

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• My friend and I did wine in a can last Saturday. We were making violent hand guestures with our cans. It was great.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 8:46pm

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• When your friends threw salt all over you they should have called you "Edsel the PRETZEL"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:56pm

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• Milk steak and jelly beans

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:00pm

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• that was the best intervention ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:11pm

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• charlie: "whats in the jar? what is in that jar?" episode where charlie and frank are tripping at eagles tryouts

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 6:48pm

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