ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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