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  I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.

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• OP's a chick. Little more awkward now, huh?

  Submitted by NecroSen on Dec 28, 11 at 5:24pm

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  • No ots better

    Submitted by Malicius on Dec 29, 11 at 12:30am

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• Next stop... Holding on to the counter or bracing yourself against the wall to keep from falling off the toilet.

  Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 4:20pm

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• The shady 5-80! And sadly enough.....I'm pretty certain who this is about.

  Submitted by sarahmari90 on Dec 29, 11 at 10:17am

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• Way to Rep. OKLAHOMA!!!!!! HOOAH!!

  Submitted by ostate06 on Dec 28, 11 at 5:10pm

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• No worries, I'm dropping a deuce right this very minute.

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Dec 28, 11 at 8:35pm

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• This waters cold.... It's deep too

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 28, 11 at 4:50pm

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• Way to man up and sit down. The people you didn't pee on at the urinal are grateful.

  Submitted by roflbox on Dec 28, 11 at 4:28pm

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• So your a woman?

  Submitted by ahyeah on Dec 28, 11 at 6:01pm

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• Idk what's more awesome... The fact that I know this level all too well or that Hugo, OK is representing.

  Submitted by Duicew1 on Dec 28, 11 at 4:15pm

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• USA! USA!

  Submitted by samplebot on Dec 28, 11 at 7:19pm

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• And yet you were able to spell "intoxication" perfectly?

  Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Dec 29, 11 at 1:16am

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• 3408

  Submitted by OMG_A_DIGLETT on Dec 28, 11 at 6:02pm

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  • number of times he tripped and fell mouth first on his brother's dick

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 6:54pm

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• The manly thing to do here is to stand and piss all over the floor.

  Submitted by jltc on Jan 7, 13 at 7:06pm

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• Just don't get to the point where the room is spinning when you're trying to pass out

  Submitted by Phys on Dec 28, 11 at 4:26pm

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• my balls dunk in the water when I sit to pee...not fun when using public toilets and trying to drunkenly hover..

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 4:26pm

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  • Yeah, but when they hit that cold water they suck back up. Only advantage of shrinkage.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 28, 11 at 4:54pm

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    • yup but by then its too late..you got poowater on your business

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 6:41pm

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      • Eww, Nunu! Dx

        Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Dec 28, 11 at 8:45pm

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        • I didn't ask for giant pyramid climbing constructaconesq balls that swoop down like a hawk on a field mouse whenever I squat I don't teabag..I potatosack

          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 28, 11 at 9:59pm

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          • LMFAO!!! You absolutely crack me up! That's hysterical!

            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 28, 11 at 11:02pm

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            • Nice, nunu. LOL

              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 28, 11 at 11:34pm

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          • Potato sack.. lmao. Yes. <3

            Submitted by sssmarie on Dec 29, 11 at 1:23am

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          • potato-sack for the win

            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 30, 11 at 5:10pm

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• some people cant help but sit while they pee... yay for penis'

  Submitted by agroupofninjas on Dec 28, 11 at 4:16pm

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