I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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