So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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